TORY Toby Jessel yesterday caused a flurry of non-political attention

-- by addressing the Commons with his trousers wide open. He ignored the

warnings of laughing Labour MPs calling out ''Your flies are undone'',

while making a point on arts spending. After he sat down, following a

quiet word from fellow Tory Anthony Steen, Mr Jessel (Twickenham) looked

down and reddened, before joining in the general laughter and hastily

doing up his double-breasted jacket.