THE first flakes began hesitatingly to fall as I sipped my coffee. I
watched through the window without concern. The Harris winter is marked
by rain, wind and dusk. It seldom features heavy snow; in any event,
such inconvenient quantities of the white stuff as do descend come in
the New Year. Not in December. Not two days before Christmas.
In 40 minutes I would be leaving for Stornoway and the airport. I
finished my coffee. I went to the door and called in Smudge. Smudge is
my little dog. She is seven months old, and her antecedents include
quite a lot of chihuahua and corgi and just a little black terrier,
white terrier, labrador and border collie.
''Squeak, squeak,'' said Smudge. ''I'll be home for Christmas, if only
in my dreams,'' I trilled ironically, and we padded around the house
shutting things down. The bed was stripped. The central heating was
flicked off. The Rayburn was left low as a guard against frost. I put a
new message on the answering machine. I poured away the last of the
milk. I gathered Smudge's growing collection of toys, chews, and
novelties and dropped them in a bag and put the bag into a basket and
dumped it by the door with my own luggage.
Smudge whimpered. It was as I marched to and from the car that I began
to worry about the snow. It was coming very fast now in big feathery
flakes. It was already three inches deep and growing. It fell from a
low, grey mass of cloud. Eerily it muffled the noise of the township.
Already dismal sheep looked about them as snow crusted on their backs.
I carried Smudge's things to the car and tossed Smudge in after them.
I returned to the house and fetched my own baggage and put that in the
boot. I collected my keys and, for the first time in a month, I locked
the door.
As I sat in the driving seat and clunk-clicked my seat belt, and
Smudge squirmed onto my lap, I noted with a prickle of worry that our
single-track road was white with snow, deep, and there was no sign of
grit or melting.
Maraig was already shrouded in a winter wonderland. And the snow fell
steadily on.
Hack and puppy, forth they went, forth they went together. The car
started readily enough. The wheels began skidding almost at once. We
nearly did not make the little hill by the new cemetery -- the car
trying to slide slowly, gently off the road -- but at length we crested
the brae, and trundled nervously through the village. We passed the new
cemetery. We passed the fish farm. We passed the fank. We passed the
crofts of Mr Donald Morrison, Mr Donald M. Morrison, Mr Donald J.
Morrison, Mr Don Morrison, and Mr Donnie Morrison, and I exaggerate not.
Soft the rumble, timid the grip of tyres on lovely fresh, white
treacherous snow. I think I knew we would never make it. Maraig is
linked to the darkness beyond by one very steep road, plugging up a
mountain for half a mile to a hairpin bend, and then doubling round and
back up the hill to the Stornoway/Tarbert highway -- but I nearly did
it. We were only a few yards from the bend, on a bad incline, when the
wheels spun and whined. I changed gear. The whine changed pitch. The car
held for a little, and began sliding backwards. ''Whimper,'' said
Smudge. ''Blow,'' said I. Only a snowplough would free us now, and I
must not block the road. I reversed gingerly into a passing place. The
snow whirled and spun and fell on, happily, deeply. I turned off the
engine. I opened the door and threw out the dog and we abandoned the
car.
DISCONSOLATELY we trudged back down the hill, the snow thick and deep
around my ankles. Home we went through a quiet ghostly township, like
chilled refugees on retreat from Moscow. We resisted the temptation to
rape and pillage.
A car slid by us from nowhere, shuddered and stopped. It was George
and Mary Flora from Tarbert. George is an honest builder. Mary Flora is
a retired but still honest grocer. They offered us a lift.
George had a troubled look. ''Some weather,'' he said, ''we could
hardly find the road when we came down.'' They had come out of Maraig to
give my neighbours, the MacRaes a lift to town. The Rev. Donald MacRae
is our retired local minister. Seemingly he and his wife were also
flying to Glasgow that day.
We half drove, half tobogganed to the bottom of the village. George
reversed the car into a snowdrift. I said my hasty thanks, and Smudge
and I bolted for the house. The chances of George, or myself, getting
out again were slim unless . . .
''A snowplough?'' said Mr Smith the policeman, when I rang the Tarbert
nick. I begged for a mercy dash on account of scribe, clergy and Apex
fares. ''Hold on and I'll ring you back . . . I will call Roddy
MacAskill.''
Roddy MacAskill is a brother of Mary Flora. He is a sturdy businessman
of considerable shrewdness, whose only eccentricities are a dreadful
tweed jacket and a huge green Range Rover with personalised number
plate. He operates a big quarry on the Clisham and a haulage business
and a plant hire business and a road contractor business and a shop and
a filling station and has the contract for winter gritting and
snowploughing.
I feared he would be rather busy.
I had made another coffee before I remembered there was no milk left.
Smith rang back, his competent Lewis tones reassuring. ''The snow is
very bad all over the island. Roddy has a plough and gritter out by
Husinish. They're having great difficulty coming back, because they can
hardly see the road. But when it comes back it will refill at the
quarry, and then straight out to yourselves . . . I'm sorry. I couldn't
say exactly what time.''
I phoned the MacRaes. Mr MacRae is warm, funny and infinitely
solicitous. I updated him on events. He asked if I, on account of a
mutual destination, could give them a lift to the airport, seeing as the
MacAskills were already behind. I said solemnly that I would, if my car
could be dug out and retrieved. I said that I would pop in for a milky
coffee.
The snow fell on. It came in great gobs, already thick in the bare
willows and rowans at the burn, heavy on our roofs, on the sheep,
clouding in slush at the margins of Loch Seaforth.
''Umm, umm,'' said Smudge, dancing about, wanting out again. I put on
my wellingtons and put my good city shoes, snow-sodden, into a carrier
bag. We went out. I locked the house for the second time and collected a
shovel. I would have milky coffee and sympathy at the MacRaes and then I
would head out to the car and dig it clear and wait for the snowplough
and I might, just might, have a fighting chance of making the last
flight before Christmas.
At the MacRaes there was a jolly atmosphere of crisis. ''A cup of
coffee in your hand?'' said Mr MacRae. ''A biscuit?'' said Mrs MacRae.
''Oh doggy, doggy,'' said George. ''Cuileag beag!'' said Mary Flora.
''Ingratiating whimper,'' said Smudge, and put her head on George's lap.
I TOOK the coffee and we chatted rather hysterically of snowstorms,
blockages and avalanches past and present. I said I had better go to sit
with the car. I left Smudge behind, squeaking total betrayal. ''I'm
going out now,'' I said darkly. ''I maybe gone for quite some time.''
Sadly I plodded through the white wastes of our buried highway. I had
already missed a rather good party in Stornoway. There now seemed an
excellent chance of missing the Glasgow plane. It seemed quite probable
that Smudge and I would celebrate Christmas with a plate of turkey
burgers washed down with black coffee. And I gazed about our new Arctic
landscape: the white peat stacks, the frosted sheep, the Alpine hills,
the ballooning drifts, the green Range Rover bowling towards me in a
cloud of flakes . . .
The green Range Rover . . .!
As it crunched to a halt I read with wondrous eyes the runes on the
plate: RMA2 . . .
''Well, John,'' said Roddy MacAskill pleasantly, draping an elbow over
the steering wheel. There were two sturdy Harrismen beside him, and
three sturdy Harrismen behind him, and three more sturdy Harrismen in
the back and they all clutched enormous shovels, and smiled shyly
beneath their bonnets.
''The cavalry,'' I said brokenly.
And then Roddy MacAskill descended to Maraig again, and returned some
minutes later with the Rev. Donald MacRae straight and proud beside him,
and Smudge squealing ecstatically in Mrs MacRae's lap. I helped them all
into my car, with bags and belongings, and the sturdy Harrismen stood
about murmering in merry Gaelic.
I stood by my car and gazed about me. A peeping sun shone low and pink
on snow-covered mountains. Clisham and Sgaoth Iosal and Sgaoth Iolair
and Toddun stood proud over Loch Maraig and I thought of the year gone;
of scribes and books and lawyers, of fishing, of hillclimbing, of Free
Presbyterian communions, of sheep living and dead, of little black dogs.
The plough was waiting. The MacRaes had bid their farewells to the
sturdy Harrismen.
''Happy Christmas,'' I said sincerely.
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